“If you want sex but do not have someone to share it with, one option is to go solo whilst imagining you have a partner or a few partners who are as beautiful as you wish to imagine. No pillow talk and no hugging required … Just roll over and go to sleep.”

All from that by-now-famous-leaked dossier of Gary Kirsten’s.

At least the dossier’s frank about it. Going solo is as frank as it gets.

Mike Hussey needs to be taught about going solo :

“I have been away from home for four months so I reckon I’ve forgotten how to do it”

Achettup seems to have worked out Yuvraj’s injury at least.

Anyone venturing for Gambhir’s groin?